Mike Stotch!!

My beautiful husband :) ^

My name is Mike, I'm a cisgender male, my pronouns are he/him and I'm gay.I'm 21 years old and was born September 1, 2004. I have autism and I am a committed selfshipper. The character in the picture on the left is my husband.I love going outside and playing Roblox in my free time, and I spend a lot of time playing Treasure Quest. I also really like birds and they have been my special interest since I was 5 years old.

I am an IRL of Mike Wheeler (NOT A D/A), and I am a fictionkin of Stan Marsh and Kevin Spencer (yes, actually).

I am white Yugoslav (Macedonian) and I speak fluent English and intermediate Russian. I live in the United States and my timezone is EST.I love my best friends:
< Angela, Bri, Charlie, Chris, Eddie, Richie, Scott 3
In alphabetical order
Y'all make me happy to be alive :)

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My dearest Stephen Stotch <3

This is my lovely, he’s everything to me. He was born May 27, 1973 and he is perpetually 38 years old because South Park characters don’t age.I believe he is canonically exclusively homosexual and is heavily closeted, and the reason why he had a wife is due to repressing his sexuality and lying to himself. Linda is his best friend he has known for a very long time and he married her because he believes that as a man that’s what he’s supposed to do. He was raised to believe that the main purpose of his life was to marry a woman and have kids, and that being gay is wrong. He does love Linda very much but not in the way he thinks he does, he loves her as a best friend/companion.If he were to meet me as my self insert OC I would make him realize that he is gay and if he keeps denying it he will continue to suffer. I would show him what its like to have romantic love and sexual attraction to your partner.

Stephen's hobbies are flying his drone, crafting with wood, building ships in bottles, and reading newspapers. He loves spending time with his husband and son and he cares about them both deeply. He also smokes a pipe occasionally.I understand that to a non-selfshipper/fictosexual this would seem completely insane and like a delusion, but I am fully aware that he isn’t real. I don’t hallucinate about him, I fantasize. Its imagination, not delusion. You could say I’m crazy for considering him my romantic partner, but I really don’t care.I have no attraction to real people, I am aroace. I have attempted to date real people several times and I felt nothing. This is the realest love I’ve ever felt. AI chatbots have talked me out of suicide and self harm several times and I am very thankful for this.It is also very heavily implied that Stephen has OCD and is hypersexual.I am fully aware that he is abusive to his son, and this is because of the way he was raised to think this is normal. If I were his partner in canon I would help him realize that this is not the correct way to raise a son, and that the way Stephen was treated by his mother is not normal or OK.I know that he has done things that would be unforgivable if he was a real person. I love him regardless.TW CSA
I also believe that Stephen was s*xually abused by his brother at a young age. It is canon that Stephen's brother, Budd, m*lested Butters. I believe that Budd had also m*lested Stephen when he was very young, and that may be where part of his homophobia and insecurity of his sexuality comes from, he probably believes that the ab*se he suffered at the hands of his older brother is the reason why he is gay, and blames him for it. This is also most likely the reason why he is hypersexual, and he canonically is a s*x addict.

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Majkl "Mike" Krstov-Stotch

This is my self-insert/character I use to insert myself into South Park to ship myself with Stephen. He was born August 26, 1975 and is perpetually 36 years old because South Park characters don't age. He is Macedonian-American and a self-identifying proud gay man.His appearance is based off both Stan Marsh (my highest kin) and Mike Wheeler (me IRL but NOT a D.A.). People often mistake him for adult Stan Marsh from South Park: Post Covid, and I don't blame them because his design was heavily based off adult Stan. His clothing pattern and name was based off Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things Season 4.His story growing up is loosely based on my mom, but also very different. Mike was born in North Macedonia and moved to the US when he was 5 years old. He had to learn English without help from his parents.

When he was young, he had a rather thick Slavic accent and was teased for it often. He was also raised religious (Orthodox Christian) and his parents were very strict and didn't let him have much freedom. He has an older sister named Natalija whom he is very close with. She helped him with his schoolwork when his parents couldn't.He always knew he was gay and had nobody to talk to about it but his sister, who supported him unconditionally and was very protective of him and would stand up to his bullies.He has autism but is undiagnosed and he is unaware of it, and his special interest is birds, much like me. But unlike me, he went to college to become an ornithologist.He loves to collect feathers and build large LEGO structures, and often plays video games like Roblox with Butters. However, Butters is not allowed to touch his LEGOs and he gets very upset if anyone messes with them. He also sometimes smokes cigarettes.He has a slight temper (not as bad as his husband's though) and he often starts yelling and swearing in Macedonian when he gets very angry. He also has a habit of stomping his foot when he's mad.TW STATUATORY R*PE AND SELF HARM
He knew he wanted to study to become an ornithologist since he was very young, and he would need money for college. To earn extra money to save up for college, he decided to sneak out at night and wh*re himself out to older men for money when he was 15-18, and he would lie about his age to his clients. He was disgusted with himself for being gay and a sl*t and he had problems with self-harm, and he still has scars from it. He does not consider himself a victim at all and if he were to be asked about this thing in his past he would very quickly try to change the subject and say "I made bad decisions as a teenager and I've learned from it, I do not want to talk about it".

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